the acidic unseely dark fairy walks in

sporting her usual gear and winkin at any barbarian that she notices lookin at her funny.

she has a seat at a corner table,licks her sword, and begins talkin dirty with it.

and looks around for the leader of the barbarian tribe*

*With two guards with him the Leader enters the eating hut*

"So you travel far to get here you say What is it you hope to find in the backwards river."

"oh baby you know you want me we kill many things."

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"oh baby you know you want me we kill many things."

"oh yea baby...." she trails off for a moment as if in thought and says "ya know chaos blade i wish selena had never pissed off that darkness knight guy and he was friends with me and you where we could contact him like selena does that lady cuz then you'd totally have to a lady sword to fool with too and i could get busy with that awfully dashing knight.." she giggles and then licks the sword again

*Approches the barbarian leader and bows*

*Speaking in barbarian* Bob and his friends are looking for a tree with a tongue. Can Bob ask, how did you get so big? You look like you can smash things really really easy.

*speaking to bob in barbarian* "it takes a lot to get big like me and other strange things that live in these lands.

xAcidxDELIGHTFULx wrote:

Plot wrote:

"oh baby you know you want me we kill many things."

"oh yea baby...." she trails off for a moment as if in thought and says "ya know chaos blade i wish selena had never pissed off that darkness knight guy and he was friends with me and you where we could contact him like selena does that lady cuz then you'd totally have to a lady sword to fool with too and i could get busy with that awfully dashing knight.." she giggles and then licks the sword again

"well maybe we can be friends with him if we see him then you have sex with him then you will be friends."

*Speaking in barbarian* "Can you teach Bob how to get big and smash things like you?"

Bob(smash) wrote:

*Speaking in barbarian* "Can you teach Bob how to get big and smash things like you?"

"Why yes my friend I can teach you many things while you are here. We start tomorrow."

*Bob grins oafishly* That sound like plan to Bob.

He enters the hut and twitches giving a small demented smile but soon returned back to normal. He walks over to the Dark fae. " Hope you're happy... Jak is getting harder and harder to control... I don't know why but he seems excited about something." He sulks and takes his seat at the far right of the hut on the ground.